Did you know, over zealous religious folk who try to convert the NONBELIEVERS that if you kept your religion to yourself, we wouldn't mock it!

Yes it is true, folks! The spaghetti monster would have never been created if the priests at the Mormon cult would just keep to themselves. You see religious folk of America, we mock you simply because you intervene with our science and try to force your creationism nonsense down the throat of America, so we fight back and thus the Spaghetti Monster was born. Also I hear that the religious idiots of America are trying to ban stem cell research. They claim that the destruction of embryos is killing little babies. These people claim that human life is so important, however the very same people also are crying about how gays are trying to adopt children.


Seriously do you guys really think that your religion should be taken seriously? The Earth is 4 billion years old, not 6,000. The universe is 14 billion years old, not 6,000. The Human race was not one of the first species on the planet, in fact quite the contrary. Humans were one of the last, and not only that humans didn't eat a magic fruit that made them evil

FACT


Earth is 4 billion years old

The Catholic Church actively ignored the fact that germs caused disease until they were forced to accept it. They were one of the many that claimed sin caused disease. Well they were dead wrong!


Religion is mocked because it has no value in our society. Atheists are far more moral than half the priests that I have seen.



So truth is that religion is mocked because they try to convince people that they are scientifically right, when they are not. They claim that they have morals, and that without jesus morality would collapse, however thousands of years before the existence of Judaism, which means that jesus didn't even exist yet, there was a CODE OF MORAL CONDUCT KNOWN AS "CODE OF HAMMURABI"

http://www.wsu.edu/~dee/MESO/CODE.HTM


Christians don't own morality, they down own anything in science, they are wrong about science, the Church actively said that evolution was false, but was later forced to accept evolution, the church has spent thousands of years trying to silence scientific discoveries so that they can keep a choke hold on their followers.


Further more, Christians don't own marriage. Marriage was in existence during the Roman Empire before Judaism was even founded and the Jews claim that Judaism invented marriage, but again THEY ARE WRONG!


Gay marriage is protected by the 14th amendment which thus says below

"Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the Executive and Judicial officers of a State, or the members of the Legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such State, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such State.
Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may, by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.
Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.
Section 5. The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article."


Essentially the 14th amendment says that people are to be treated equally before the law. There is no exception. The gay marriage bans are unconstitutional. It doesn't matter if you think it is wrong, for the constitution protects it.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution



Religion is a joke. I will laugh at it until it is dead.